So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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