i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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