You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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