Me. At least after what I've been through.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I see more hoeing in ur future
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