So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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