As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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