Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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