Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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