Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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