YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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