You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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