It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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