I need help removing her.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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