new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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