so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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