No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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