he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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