508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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