Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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