well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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