I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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