Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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