Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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