I can't watch pbs sober anymore
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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