Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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