I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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