is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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