O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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