I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
