you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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