It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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