Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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