we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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