I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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