just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Duck Duck Cougar?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
