That's intense
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
