If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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