Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Life is so much better after having sex.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I will pee on everything he values.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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