why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
