Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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