I'm passing your future prison.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
the raccoons are back...
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