is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
