spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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