She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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