Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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