Its about making memories worth repressing
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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