if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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