well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
