did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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