I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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