Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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