I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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